Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

[Antoine Doinel]

I dunno, that sounds kinda unclean.

[dx23]

What's this deal with Howard? I heard about the Chris Brown thing, but nothing on Howard. Did he actually defend that numbskull?

Howard Supports Brown

[knives]

The irony of his comments toward women being he's hetero, right? Sounds like he has some issues though.

[dx23]

[pauling]

I'd always wondered what happened to Urkel.

[swo17]

Here are some jokes that are in the movie.

[arsonfilms]

It's one thing when the trailer for a movie gives away all the funny bits, but the DVD cover?

[nsps]

What's this deal with Howard? I heard about the Chris Brown thing, but nothing on Howard. Did he actually defend that numbskull?

Howard Supports Brown

I spoke with a couple people who dealt with Howard while he was a juror at one of the film festivals I cover, and none of them had anything nice to say. After reading that, I can see why.

[Gregory]

The cover for the upcoming re-release of The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (here) reminds me that it would be nice to have a nickel for every cover featuring an apparition-like image of an actor floating over the horizon line.

It makes me think of this:

[knives]

What's Wayne packing?

[Matt]

What's Wayne packing?

Thank god someone else noticed this; I've been dying to say something for two days. Looks like he's smuggling yams.

[skuhn8]

Re: Liberty Valance cover
I take it James Stewart and Lee Marvin play ghosts arising from the nuclear holocaust that occurred in Wayne's past? Just wish he'd take a step either left or right so I could see the whole mushroom cloud in all it's wild-west genre-busting awesomeness. And yeah on the yams! Milton Berle be damned.

[HarryLong]

Yet look how short & stubby his thumbs are ...

[CSM126]

Truth in advertising is so refreshing



There's no "probably" about it, though

[dx23]

[Antoine Doinel]

Checking references is one thing, but if she shows up at your door in a red jumpsuit, fur hat and drinking a martini, chances are, she might cause some problems.

[Napier]

Checking references is one thing, but if she shows up at your door in a red jumpsuit, fur hat and drinking a martini, chances are, she might cause some problems.

Yeah, too bad. Another cover that gives away the plot. ](*,) And to think I was putting off attacking my kevyip to watch this.

[skuhn8]

Depends on who conducted the interview; if she's sporting camel-toe in a flaming red jumpsuit she probably could've pushed past Mr. Gatekeeper. Mom's probably eager to revisit the wild side; she looks like she's done her share of table dancing in Tijuana.

Clearly those pets were photoshopped in there--hope so, otherwise that would have to qualify as some form of animal abuse.

[dx23]

[kaujot]

Whose scandal?

[dx23]

[Kirkinson]

[Antoine Doinel]

So I guess Michael Cera liked the script for this one.

[pianocrash]

So I guess Michael Cera liked the script for this one.

His contracts always include an iron-clad Hoodie Clause, occasionally in concordance with the Backpack Act of 1999.

[fiddlesticks]

In The House on Sorority Row, nothing, not even rediculous mispellings, is of limits.