Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

[nsps]

In The House on Sorority Row, nothing, not even rediculous mispellings, is of limits.

If only it also said, "In the style off Halloween."

[The Fanciful Norwegian]

Chinese DVD covers could easily dominate this thread, but this one stuck out:



It seemed a little familiar, somehow...


(Tale of Cinema)

And while this isn't a particularly terrible cover, the English title merits some mention:

[Antoine Doinel]

[dx23]

I think it was mentioned in the previous thread, but I'll say it again; Studios aren't trying anymore. Anyone that has a computer is qualified to do cover arts for DVDs and BDs.

[Schkura]

I think it was mentioned in the previous thread, but I'll say it again; Studios aren't trying anymore. Anyone that has a computer is qualified to do cover arts for DVDs and BDs.

I like that the picture above your post is clearly marked "Evidence" of your argument.

[dx23]

I didn't know K-Fed was doing films.

[swo17]

Why did they wait until there were 40 million reasons to start going after this guy?

[arsonfilms]

Why did they wait until there were 40 million reasons to start going after this guy?

I don't want to mock the marketing department on technicalities, but lets assume a number that high means that he stole a large sum of money. $40 Million specifically.

$1 is not a reason to want someone dead. It's just $1.

How much money then is enough to want someone dead? $100? $1000? I'm mostly a pacifist, against the death penalty and all that, so my threshold for wanting someone dead is pretty high. If the threshold for another person happens to be around, oh, I don't know, say... $40 Million, wouldn't that be only ONE reason to want someone dead? Because he stole $40 Million?

[criterionsnob]

I don't know how to post pictures, but the Rachel Getting Married cover features a blurry white groom who bears little resemblance to the black male getting married in the film.

[nsps]

Why did they wait until there were 40 million reasons to start going after this guy?

I don't want to mock the marketing department on technicalities, but lets assume a number that high means that he stole a large sum of money. $40 Million specifically.

$1 is not a reason to want someone dead. It's just $1.

How much money then is enough to want someone dead? $100? $1000? I'm mostly a pacifist, against the death penalty and all that, so my threshold for wanting someone dead is pretty high. If the threshold for another person happens to be around, oh, I don't know, say... $40 Million, wouldn't that be only ONE reason to want someone dead? Because he stole $40 Million?

Yeah, even if he stole $1 million from 40 different people, that'd only be 40 reasons.

[Saturnome]

That would be 40 people with one reason then.
He clearly have done 40 million different things. It's a long time to wait.

[Murdoch]

I don't know how to post pictures, but the Rachel Getting Married cover features a blurry white groom who bears little resemblance to the black male getting married in the film.

I think that's supposed to be the father, but I would have preferred to see the sister arm-locked with her boyfriend as well.

[dx23]

[Props55]

So a grape snow-cone is now standard martial arts weaponry?

[dx23]

[Cash Flagg]

"When disaster strikes copyrighted material" - Isn't that Facets' slogan?

[tojoed]

"When disaster strikes copyrighted material" - Isn't that Facets' slogan?

And the boy wins a cigar.

[domino harvey]

"When disaster strikes copyrighted material" - Isn't that Facets' slogan?

Beautiful =D>

[ksmred2]

=D>

[dx23]

The last cover is kind of ironic since neither went to public or private school and dropped out of college in their first semesters.

[domino harvey]

This one's successful because it makes me want to see the movie. The movie called Gym Teacher: the Movie

[Napier]

Is that David Allen Grier? His career has really hit rock bottom. That cover would make Swimming Horses proud. Can I still mention his name in this forum?

[fiddlesticks]

Is that David Allen Grier? His career has really hit rock bottom. That cover would make Swimming Horses proud. Can I still mention his name in this forum?

I can't speak for the forum, of course, but I don't object to the mention of the name "David Allen Grier."

[tavernier]

He's definitely hit rock bottom--he's on the new Dancing with the Stars.

[dx23]