Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

[Dadapass]

I can't see the image dx23

[Antoine Doinel]

Is that shark drunk?

[Lemmy Caution]

Is that shark drunk?

I think he's just doing his Peter Lorre imitation.

I like the barbershop trio of turtles practicing.

[dx23]

[CSM126]

Nothing sells "High-Def" like softening the cover art all to fuck.

[HarryLong]

Grammar lesson 101: removing guilt with the passive voice

"I requested a review copy" becomes "a review copy was sent."

Good Christ. You don't think I asked for that, do you? It just came over the transom ... and I fobbed it off on one of my freelancers as quickly as possible.

[swo17]

Spoiler

Don't worry your secret's safe with me.

[HarryLong]

Spoiler

There doesn't seem to be a "giving the raspberry" Smilie, dammit.

[dx23]

I didn't know Near Dark was part of the Twilight series.

[dx23]

[Lemmy Caution]

Not sure how this was left off the 90's List project.
Dennis Rodman as Interpol agent Simon, in ...

[dx23]

[Svevan]

How can Candid Camera meet Punk'd? They're the same thing!

[HarryLong]

How many releases of NEAR DARK do there have to be?

[mfunk9786]

This might be too easy, but everything about this is agitating:

[swo17]

You're clearly just bitter that you missed out on the window for the free necklace.

[Ashirg]

I like it when Amazon just posts random pictures as cover artwork like what they currently have for Third Watch: The Complete Seasons 1 & 2 (most likely will be deleted once they see what was uploaded).

[cdnchris]

...or maybe the economy is that bad that DVD producers are thinking far outside the box in terms of how their cover art should look. If I saw that on the shelf at Best Buy I'd definitely buy Third Watch on DVD.

[Dylan]

I like it when Amazon just posts random pictures as cover artwork like what they currently have for Third Watch: The Complete Seasons 1 & 2 (most likely will be deleted once they see what was uploaded).

Russ Meyer's Third Watch.

[zedz]

How do you sell one of the most visually stunning films of the last twenty years?

1) Select a still that looks as much as possible like a Steven Seagal straight-to-video flick
2) Cover the still up with as much text as possible

[colinr0380]

At least they chose the right quote in "horrific and awe inspiring"!

[CRT]

The dog doing that with his front legs is...wow.

[Doctor Sunshine]

Also known as Old Yeller vs. the C.H.U.D.s.

[kaujot]

Quite remarkable that a dog could rest its head on its hind feet like that.

[King of Kong]

That was a film festival selection?