'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

[richard_t]

Just read this short but sweet essay on the Godfather films over on a Blu-ray / Home Theater forum...

got this at the hollywood video sale a few weeks ago and watched one and two today for the first time today

one was excellent
two wasnt as good for me. i didnt like the way michaels character went. he goes from a guy trying to avenge his fathers enemies in film 1 to a wife beating douche by the end of the 2nd movie

and from the reviews on the third it doesnt look like its getting ne better. altho if u took the dinero scenes from film 2 and made it its own film itd be 5 stars easy

A compelling point I'm sure you'll agree.

[colinr0380]

I'm assuming the Good German reviewer didn't make it to the half hour mark with the Scottish bartender using the "c" word, otherwise I'm surprised it wasn't mentioned!

I'd actually have agreed that the language in the film generally felt like a rather superficial attempt to 'adult up' the film at first, but eventually it feels to reflect a certain down to earth and straightforward callousness of the more superficially jaded, yet curiously innocent in a wider sense, characters set against others trying to keep events at arm's length and safely concealed with pretty language (the dividing up of a country; the Holocaust as dry mathematics; sex as a commodity for survival and love as a series of gestures and glamorous poses rather than anything really genuine, with both used to keep a more low key relationship alive)

[knives]

I'm assuming the Good German reviewer didn't make it to the half hour mark with the Scottish bartender using the "c" word, otherwise I'm surprised it wasn't mentioned!

If it's cunt, haven't seen the movie in a dog's age, then ignorance may be the excuse. You'd be surprised by how many Americans don't know that word.

Just read this short but sweet essay on the Godfather films over on a Blu-ray / Home Theater forum...

got this at the hollywood video sale a few weeks ago and watched one and two today for the first time today

one was excellent
two wasnt as good for me. i didnt like the way michaels character went. he goes from a guy trying to avenge his fathers enemies in film 1 to a wife beating douche by the end of the 2nd movie

and from the reviews on the third it doesnt look like its getting ne better. altho if u took the dinero scenes from film 2 and made it its own film itd be 5 stars easy

A compelling point I'm sure you'll agree.

I actually kind of do. I think it's a simplified argument, but I do believe that Godfather 2 isn't a great film in large part because the Micheal character doesn't evolve from the ending of part 1. We don't go on a journey with him and instead it is like spending three hours with a one dimensional Mephostopheles. Really the only parts, I feel, that match up to the first film is the Vito story and Fredo character arc.

[Matt]

The Good German

I guess "Rated R for language, violence and some sexual content" is just still too esoteric for some people.

[knives]

4.0 Stars
I just finished reading the book behind these true crime events. This is bound to be a great movie. I'd already have to say that Damon will make a perfect Whitacre, lighting the candle at both ends. This is going to be a fun movie!

5.0 Stars
I may be a little biased (so I'm giving this 5 stars)and even though I have not seen the movie yet,I'm from Decatur so I followed the story as it was happening from beginning to end. I was also lucky enough to be in Decatur while they were filming and Matt Damon and the rest of the cast were incredible!! Can't wait for this to come out!

[mfunk9786]

From Amazon.com, in regards to the Playtime Blu-Ray:

2.0 out of 5 stars Solid Blu-ray, Tediously Boring French "Art Film", September 1, 2009
By Adventure Fan - See all my reviews
THE MOVIE

I haven't watched a movie this tediously boring since Spiderman 3. I rented this because the reviews promised comedy greatness and video transfer greatness. My wife and I found Playtime plotless, magicless, comedyless. We almost couldn't finish it. Obviously many people love this film, but it's just not an experience to my taste. In the end, am I glad that I at least gave it a chance? No. I wish I could go back in time, read my own review, and then netflix something else.

THE BLU-RAY

It's a 40 year old french film shot on 70mm. Maybe this is what a "5-star" transfer of a really old movie looks like, but it only looks average compared to a 5-star transfer of a modern movie on blu-ray. The video quality doesn't even come close to The Dark Knight imax sequences or something like Baraka, which was also 70mm but fantastically impressive. This might be the best this movie has ever looked, but it doesn't have any wow-factor. Any good dvd, upscaled to 1080p, looks equal to and sometimes better than this blu-ray did on my 50" plasma.

[antnield]

Customer review of 'La Belle Noiseuse' on LoveFilm (34 out of 38 people found this helpful)...

As an adolescent, I would have particularly enjoyed the abundance of minge and norks, but alas now I have moved on to more graphic things.

[Minkin]

Netflix review of Les Vampires

I should have paid attention to the year this was made, its a silent film which starts with people already together talking and you have no idea of what's going on. Horrible, I would have given it a half of a star if I could. Don't waste your time.


1 out of 14 people found this review helpful.

The real laugh is at Netflix- who only has the first two episodes (of ten) of Les Vampires.

[Cash Flagg]

The opening paragraph of Blu-ray.com's review of Over the Top, is appropriately enough, over the top:

Like any good movie, Over the Top delivers a deeper and more satisfying experience than its superficial plot line might otherwise suggest. As it appears, Over the Top is an arm wrestling movie, a by-the-numbers rags-to-riches, true underdog tale of one man's strength and courage to overcome the odds and prove that he's more than the world believes him to be. On a deeper level though, Over the Top delivers heartwarming Drama that works its way both into the arm wrestling plot and the audience's heart. A true 80s movie that features one of that decades biggest stars and delivers the tried-and-true message on the positive attributes of a character's courage, personal faith, and determination to better his life as only he knows how, Over the Top represents one of the lesser-known little gems of the 1980s and features star Sylvester Stallone (Tango & Cash) in one of his best roles.

[knives]

So you finally found out about Armond White?
Bada-buh

[The Fanciful Norwegian]

Those are actually the plain and unadulterated facts about Over the Top.

[knives]

I’ll never understand why people ooh and awe over the so called classics. Old movies are filled with two types of acting: over and bad. This western had both in spades. Add to that having to endure so called “night” scenes with noon day shadows and landscapes clearly shot in Arizona and Utah, even though everyone is referred to as a Texan, and you start to question if renting anything before 1980 is a good idea. At two hours, this movie felt like three. Embarrassing stereotypes and racial slurs were rampant. I rented this because it kept showing up on people’s favorites list. People are clearly stupid. Rating: D

[RagingNoodles]

Knives, what western is this review for?

[cdnchris]

I say Searchers

[knives]

I say Searchers

Ding Ding Ding. We have a winner.

[mfunk9786]

Amazon.com review of There Will Be Blood:

Ok but,
By Eileen (NY)

My husband made me watch this, it was ok, long, but ok. The entire movie I kept thinking Daniel Day Lewis was channeling Sam Elliot (Mask with Cher) and Tom Selleck, and he sounded like Sean Connery..like he has rocks in his mouth..really took away from the movie, trying to understand what he was saying and what accent he was trying to imitate.

[Gregory]

My husband made me watch this...

'Twas ever thus.

[swo17]

That review takes on a whole new meaning though when you realize that it was written by Sean Connery's wife.

[Feego]

Audience member's review of Toy Story 1 & 2 in 3D

This was a waste of time and good money. It's the same as before just larger characters. There were no special effects or anything that made it worthwhile. It's no different than the original. Big dissapointment!!

Gee, too bad Disney didn't go the George Lucas route.

[domino harvey]

I dunno, isn't that a pretty sane relating of the realities of the rerelease?

[mfunk9786]

For some reason, Netflix thinks I am a giant pervert, and after recommending Cheeky! to me a few months ago (on the main page!) they're up to their old tricks again by recommending this little gem today. My favorite review:

If ur a pervert you will like this movie. Totally tacky....lol... Old, fat, nasty men pawing at skinny chicks with stretch marks and a teaspoon of boobs is gross.

Classy!

[Murdoch]

Yeah, I was recommended Cheeky!. And I consider it to be the most solid rec NetFlix gave me. =P~

Perverts unite!

[mfunk9786]

I'm not gonna lie, of course - I rented Cheeky! - how could I not? The boyfriend's high pitched voices and the multitude of ways for the main character to "accidentally" expose her butt were delightful. Bizarre and a bit uncomfortable to watch with the missus, who was not as amused by the execution of this particular film than I was - but wonderful.

[Murdoch]

Sadly did not got the chance to watch it, but I will consider that a recommendation from you, mfunk.

[Napier]

I own Cheeky.