Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

[Cash Flagg]

He's a boy called Woof. His name, if you must know, is Eric.

[domino harvey]

Would it have killed them to go with A Child Called "Sit"?

[Murdoch]

Trying to imagine the consumer who actually made it through something called A Boy Named Woof and felt the need to subject themselves to a sequel.

Perhaps the prepubescent furry demographic, it's a growing market.

[domino harvey]

"Nine" stands for the percentage of the cover that isn't occupied by text

[fiddlesticks]

Evidently, when a woman strips to her underwear and starts dancing sensually in a public place, other women don't even notice. Must learn to make use of this vital information somehow...

[Murdoch]

Day Lewis' legs seem to have been erased in order to cram the text into the bottom.

[Cash Flagg]

Evidently, when a woman strips to her underwear and starts dancing sensually in a public place, other women don't even notice.

Fergie also seems oblivious.

[domino harvey]

Fergie also seems oblivious.

Maybe she's reprising her "no brainer" role from Planet Terror

[dx23]

[swo17]

Doesn't look like much fun for Seth Green's family.

Also, is that John Travolta or Rider Strong circa 1995?

[domino harvey]

"A David Devine Film"-- now there's marketing!

[Cash Flagg]

Since Bailey's Billions is a full-frame transfer, does this mean that Bailey's nudity remains intact? I'd hate to have to revisit the Blow-Up controversy.

[domino harvey]

You can finally see what Laurie's holdin'

[aox]

FULL SCREEN! which means you're getting more information and a better deal.

[Brian C]

[CSM126]

Travolta's debating whether this or Battlefield Earth was the worse career move; Williams is accepting that his career is dead with quiet sorrow; and Green took one look at that horrendously fake-looking ape and started having painful flashbacks to the time he saw Congo.

[Saturnome]

I'm a bit sad that the "Everyone wins film festival" doesn't actually exist.

[Murdoch]

I'm a bit sad that the "Everyone wins film festival" doesn't actually exist.

Still, it's the best festival emblem I've seen on a dvd. "Everybody Wins Film Festival" WINNER! Brilliant.

[dx23]

[Brian C]

^almost posted that one myself last night. DEVITO SMASH HOUSE!

[Zot!]

It seems pretty dangerous for those guys to move their couch into the street like that, but I presume that those three beers have rendered their judgment quite poor.

[HarryLong]

It seems pretty dangerous for those guys to move their couch into the street like that...

If your house was sliding into a sink hole as that one appears to be, it might not seem so rash...

[Cash Flagg]

That must be a damn tiny house if Danny DeVito towers over it.

[domino harvey]

Just think: This got a Blu-ray while Bright Star didn't

[manicsounds]

Exactly. Even Danny Devito's name sounds like Danny DVDo. I don't see a lot of people clamoring for him on BD, let alone DVD....