Criterion Cover Art & Packaging Babble-on Vol.2

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Andre Jurieu
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#351 Post by Andre Jurieu »

solaris72 wrote:
The Fanciful Norwegian wrote:I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the old "Wet Paint" video from Sesame Street. That thing creeped me out as a kid for some reason.
Gaaah! Creepiest (at that age) thing I ever saw on Sesame Street.
JusteLeblanc wrote:not to start a tangent, but sesame street's beetles singing letter b always scared the crap out of me too.
I always thought the one about the signs was pretty weird ("No right turn/ No left turn/ What do we do?"). My favorite little clip was the one where they went to the Chinese Noodles factory, and the chocolate dipped vanilla popsicle factory.
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#352 Post by Narshty »

Andre Jurieu wrote:My favorite little clip was the one where they went to [...] the chocolate dipped vanilla popsicle factory.
That's the silliest term I've ever heard for a choc ice.
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Andre Jurieu
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#353 Post by Andre Jurieu »

Narshty wrote:That's the silliest term I've ever heard for a choc ice.
Well, it's a vanilla ice-cream popsicle, dipped in chocolate, as opposed to a straight chocolate popsicle. Sorry Narsh, but I was in a rush to head off to a meeting where I nap while government officials bicker with one another over how to file mail. I also hope everyone appreciates the numerous ways I've found to take discussions as far off-topic as possible.
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#354 Post by Jem »

Image

This is better.
Agreed, perfect image. I am really interested to see what the Criterion graphic designers come up with, they have been running hot lately.
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#355 Post by Narshty »

Andre Jurieu wrote:
Narshty wrote:That's the silliest term I've ever heard for a choc ice.
Well, it's a vanilla ice-cream popsicle, dipped in chocolate, as opposed to a straight chocolate popsicle. Sorry Narsh, but I was in a rush to head off to a meeting where I nap while government officials bicker with one another over how to file mail.
Oh, I was just curious as to whether that was the official US/Canadian term for a stick of vanilla ice-cream dipped in chocolate. Clipped tone unintentional.
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#356 Post by Matt »

cinephrenic wrote:Image

This is better.
Wow. I've never even seen that one. It is better. And I think "choc ice" is the silliest term I've ever heard for a stick of vanilla ice-cream dipped in chocolate!
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#357 Post by Andre Jurieu »

matt wrote:Wow. I've never even seen that one. It is better.
I'm actually good with either, so long as the cover somehow incorporates the act itself. If they don't actually use images of the hands of the pickpockets engaged in the act of stealing, I'd assume the art department has been replaced by monkeys. Creative monkeys, with gigantic brains compared to other monkeys, who probably deserve to be paid more than I do ... but still monkeys.
matt wrote:And I think "choc ice" is the silliest term I've ever heard for a stick of vanilla ice-cream dipped in chocolate!
Yes! Thanks for the back up Matt ... though I'm not sure how it looks that my main supporter is a man with a cartoon drink for an avatar. That may not hold up very well.
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#358 Post by toiletduck! »

Chalk me up for the first image - I'm getting that ookie Cronenberg sexuality vibe from the second...

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#359 Post by ben d banana »

The first is so hand job and the second is so vaginal/birth that you can't lose with either, so of course it's reversible cover time.
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#360 Post by Jem »

The first is so hand job and the second is so vaginal/birth that you can't lose with either, so of course it's reversible cover time.

"d Banana, hand job, vaginal/birth!"
hmmm, I think I see a pattern developing here. :-k
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#361 Post by bunuelian »

I'd never seen the erotic subtext of Pickpocket before. Wow, it's clear I need to revisit my evaluations of Bresson. Is there a homoerotic subtext to Diary of a Country Priest that I've been missing all this time, too?
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#362 Post by Cinephrenic »

Is there bestiality with the donkey in Au hasard balthazar.
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#363 Post by Jem »

No, your thinking of My Life as a Dog
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#364 Post by Faux Hulot »

analoguezombie wrote:especially since (The Man Who Fell to Earth) includes a copy of the book
Wow, what a nice surprise! I've never been able to read the danged book; the only copy I ever had was typeset with a goofy rounded 70s sans-serif font that I'm sure looked stylish to someone in charge, but rendered the damned thing nigh on unreadable.
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#365 Post by devlinnn »

Great to see Criterion use the original poster art for Tales of Hoffmann. Can't remenber the last time they chose to do so.
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#366 Post by Ashirg »

devlinnn wrote:Great to see Criterion use the original poster art for Tales of Hoffman. Can't remenber the last time they chose to do so.
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#367 Post by devlinnn »

Doh...and Unfaithfully Yours as well. I guess the older the film, the more inclined they are to revert to original artwork.
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#368 Post by ape »

FilmFanSea wrote: I find it very inventive. Yes, it has that Jackson Pollack-cum-Rorschach vibe, but the way the red Kanji characters of the title (which means "Chaos") emerge from within the 'chaotic' splatters of paint is quite creative. The paint blobs are also suggestive of the splattering of blood through war, while using the three primary colors represents the three sons of the story.
Plus, don't forget that paint splatter just looks neat.

Wouldn't mind a poster-sized image of the cover art, myself...
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#369 Post by mmiesner »

the Ran cover gave me a bigger pants tent than matt's girlfriend ever did. i'm not joking.

can't wait for Pickpocket, the posted ones here are interesting... i'm sure it will be nothing like them.
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#370 Post by Grimfarrow »

....girlfriend?

Ah...ahem.
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#371 Post by mbalson »

Maybe he meant "girlfriend", emphasis on the quotes.
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#372 Post by Cinesimilitude »

"the Ran cover gave me a bigger pants tent than matt's girlfriend ever did"

Am I to assume there were photos posted of the latter at some point?
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#373 Post by daniel p »

Wish they'd hurry up with the Pickpocket cover - I'm always so anxious when they don't let us see it with the announcements...
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#374 Post by bunuelian »

Maybe someone stole it from the artist while she was on the subway? And no doubt they're now having a long deadpan monologue about it in some dingy apartment.
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#375 Post by ellipsis7 »

PICKPOCKET cover up!

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And the AN ANGEL AT MY TABLE photo has been flipped...

And we have a SHOOT THE PIANO PLAYER cover...

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They've changed the photo on the MASCULIN FEMININ cover. Now she smiles!

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