Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

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domino harvey
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#1701 Post by domino harvey »

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#1702 Post by Cash Flagg »

Who are those people?
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#1703 Post by knives »

I think one of them is Chang from Community.
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#1704 Post by The Narrator Returns »

And one is Jane from Breaking Bad, which gives credit to my theory that
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Season 5 of BB will resurrect every character who has died.
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#1705 Post by swo17 »

In defense of the cover artist, all of those people genuinely do appear as though they require instruction on how to make love to a woman.
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#1706 Post by dx23 »

And I think the blonde girl is what is left of porn star Jenna Jameson.
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#1707 Post by Tom Amolad »

Thomas Dukenfield wrote:
domino harvey wrote:You guys, these are all awesome
Quite.

I could be mistaken, but it looks to me like the covers are an attempt to appeal to fans of symphonic metal, as if to say "Nightwish didn't invent symphonic-ness in music; it actually originated with these guys! Sure they're old timey, but they still ROCK! Check em out if you're MAN enough!"
Probably. But they lack the wit of my favorite such covers, the "Westminster Gold" series from the 70s, which produced such gems as:

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It was all a weird assortment of sex, odd visual puns, Volkswagens, and all three.

Also on offer: plenty of glouriously hideous taste and lots that was just friggin' weird.

Best of all is their visual explanation of Götterdämmerung:

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Some kind soul has put the entire lineup online.
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#1708 Post by Thomas Dukenfield »

Tom Amolad wrote:Probably. But they lack the wit of my favorite such covers, the "Westminster Gold" series from the 70s, which produced such gems as:
That's genius. Thanks.
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#1709 Post by Cold Bishop »

Julian Bream Plays Bach made me do a spittake. The 70's were truly the height of Western culture.
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#1710 Post by Gregory »

I'm used to the order of the names of the stars not matching where they're pictured on the cover when it's a single group picture, but this seems a little ridiculous:

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I actually looked up the description to see if it was about drag queens/kings.
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#1711 Post by manicsounds »

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#1712 Post by domino harvey »

Let's hope this isn't yet another Universal title marred by excessive image wiping
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#1713 Post by JamesF »

This is... different.

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#1714 Post by knives »

I like it actually. Far better than the film deserves.
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#1715 Post by RossyG »

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Is he?
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#1716 Post by Mr Sausage »

It's meant to echo the carnival that plays an important role early in the film.
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#1717 Post by cdnchris »

That cover's awesome. And I agree with knives: it's way better than the film deserves.
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#1718 Post by zedz »

I agree. If that had been a Criterion title, there would be a number of months in which it would be the standout cover!
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#1719 Post by Gregory »

Looks terrible to have the scrollwork filter over everything rather than just the background. All caps for "BEFORE" seems arbitrary and wrong.
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#1720 Post by dx23 »

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These fuckers at Sony are not even trying anymore.
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#1721 Post by RossyG »

How the hell do you cock up a Spider-Man cover?

Like that, it seems.
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#1722 Post by George Kaplan »

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Anthony Quinn and the Return of The Thing With Two Heads
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#1723 Post by Lemmy Caution »

Saw this in a shop.
Got a pretty good chuckle out of me:
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#1724 Post by knives »

Twilight Zone would beg to differ. Same thing with MASH and many other great long running shows.
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#1725 Post by A man stayed-put »

The Twilight Zone is, by it's self contained episode nature, a different kettle of fish entirely no?
Not to state the bleedin' obvious, but it always comes down to the nature of the show and whether the story/characters are played out. The problem is when a show retains a setting and either, has characters who change beyond recognition or are replaced completely to try and keep it fresh (or through key personnel leaving), a la the American Office.
The UK Office ended when it felt like the story had been told, that ship sailed with the US version when Jim and Pam got together, and i'd agree that this has a lot to do with how Network TV works in the US. It feels more like luck than judgement when a long running show retains its quality.
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