Worst DVD covers... ever!

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toiletduck!
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#251 Post by toiletduck! »

They can manage to find room for seven floating heads, and yet Kate Beckinsale's name seems to have been too cumbersome to include on the cover. Poor conjoined gal...

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pauling
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#252 Post by pauling »

Ravishing, simply ravishing.
Napoleon
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#253 Post by Napoleon »

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The packaging is actually one of those nice metal alpha boxes. Shame that they let Andy McNab design the actual cover.
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#254 Post by Narshty »

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Poor, poor Sophia.
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#255 Post by dekadetia »

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The packaging is actually one of those nice metal alpha boxes. Shame that they let Andy McNab design the actual cover.
The actors' names look like they are set in one of those demo fonts which are missing certain characters, i.e. W[]NSTONE.
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#256 Post by dx23 »

Words can't describe this atrocity:

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#257 Post by analoguezombie »

At least it's bursting with dvd extras though.
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#258 Post by pauling »

Spplat attack? Sigh.
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#259 Post by Lino »

The scariest thing though, it's that the film might even be worse than its cover.
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#260 Post by oldsheperd »

Shatner just can't let go of Capt. Kirk can he?
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#261 Post by Cinesimilitude »

holy. fucking. shit.

I have lost all respect for that man.
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#262 Post by cdnchris »

Oh, I'm so buying that! And it's mostly for the cover!
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#263 Post by Cinesimilitude »

After reading reviews on amazon,and seeing that it's out of print, not only am I renegging my comment, but Im pleading someone post a link to where this can be purchased.
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#264 Post by devlinnn »

Ok, ok....in what must be the worst cover for the finest film award, I give you the upcoming Australian release of..... Black Narcissus.
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#265 Post by dx23 »

After reading reviews on amazon,and seeing that it's out of print, not only am I renegging my comment, but Im pleading someone post a link to where this can be purchased.
Here are some links for that William Shatner masterpiece:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Spplat-Attack-DVD-N ... dZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/Spplat-Attack-2004- ... dZViewItem

http://www.deepdiscountdvd.com/dvd.cfm?itemID=RZD000068
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#266 Post by pauling »

It might be worth buying the dvd just for the featurette SHATNER'S COMBAT TRAINING.
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Rufus T. Firefly
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#267 Post by Rufus T. Firefly »

JusteLeblanc wrote: Rank Classics?
As in J. Arthur Rank, whose Rank Organisation co-produced this film. There's a swathe of their productions being released in Oz with similar packaging. It isn't meant to be an ironic title, at least I hope not.

Everyone like the non-removable rating logo?
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#268 Post by dx23 »

For some reason this crappy cover scares me:

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Gordon
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#269 Post by Gordon »

It looks like Montalban is holding up Tattoo by his nob! Disgusting! :P

Can you believe that there was 157 1-hour episodes of this shit?
And people complain about the shittiness of TV today! Ha-ha!
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Gordon
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#270 Post by Gordon »

What's with the "PG - Adult concepts" on the Oz Black Narcissus DVD?
What, nuns in heat?! Awesome!
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#271 Post by Gordon »

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Ha-ha! What an arse!
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#272 Post by dx23 »

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I have never understood the appeal of this Mexican show. And by the cover, it seems that the retarded looking fellow is having his way with the midget.
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#273 Post by Gordon »

Ha ha! No way! :shock:
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#274 Post by devlinnn »

Everyone like the non-removable rating logo?
Archie, have you seen the upcoming cover for The Virgin Spring? It's quite beautiful....but destroyed by the ratings logo.

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#275 Post by King of Kong »

devlinnn wrote:
Everyone like the non-removable rating logo?
Archie, have you seen the upcoming cover for The Virgin Spring? It's quite beautiful....but destroyed by the ratings logo.

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This is a travesty - not the cover - which is quite lovely, but the stupid interference by the logo.
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