Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

[The Narrator Returns]

Do I just have a dirty mind, or does this look like the worst three-way ever?

[CSM126]

If it was the Drew Barrymore version of Babes it would definitely be a three-way.

[dx23]

[CSM126]

I must have missed the scene in That's My Boy where Sandler did the old "Khali-Ma" trick.

[HistoryProf]

the almost gave bud light a placement on the cover...then just changed it to schmidt's gay at the last second.

[Murdoch]

Is it so hard to put the names over the proper actors? Every fuckin cover, I swear

[Gregory]

That's never been the rule, as far as I can tell looking back to early film posters. They often just follow the order of billing.

[Feego]

I'm sure there are contractual obligations concerning the placement of names, and they won't always coincide with the positions of the actors in the photo.

[Murdoch]

It still bugs the hell out of me.

[Brian C]

I'm sure there are contractual obligations concerning the placement of names, and they won't always coincide with the positions of the actors in the photo.

I think that's clearly the case, but that just begs the question: why not just reposition the actors? Actors' contracts are signed way before the publicity stills are shot (that is, when the art isn't photoshopped to begin with).

[dx23]

[oldsheperd]

Those are a few things that should stay lost.

[krnash]

[CSM126]

Grand Hotel is apparently the story of an open casket funeral.

[Matt]

The film is about as much fun as one...

[flyonthewall2983]

Does this include his NBC show, which just got canned? Seriously, how bad is it if NBC cancels it before it even airs???

[dx23]

[ianungstad]

[tarpilot]

Ahaha, that's cute

[Markson]

An art director's ingenious solution for Harland's non-existent jawline.

[Saturnome]

The "Timeless classic" being a Poverty Row flick, and sadly it's not about a killer, man-eating horse.

[Gregory]

Somehow that typeface doesn't look quite as good as it did on the early Dinosaur Jr. albums.

[swo17]

These are old but new to me:

[Drucker]

3 1/2 stars...Leonard Maltin

[dx23]