Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

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#2051 Post by Gregory »

A Christian family organization giving its coveted seal of approval to an occult film about the undead? For shame.
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#2052 Post by CSM126 »

If I remember correctly, Vampire Dog changes the mythos so that vampires only have to eat anything that's red (like fruits, mostly) rather than traditional blood-drinking.

Yes, I saw it once.
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#2053 Post by domino harvey »

So, it's just Marceline
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#2054 Post by Mr Sausage »

I've been attacked by dogs on a couple of occasions, and I can't say it would've added to my terror if they'd been vampires.
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#2055 Post by swo17 »

You are already a vampire though.
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#2056 Post by matrixschmatrix »

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#2057 Post by colinr0380 »

It doesn't sound as if this vampire dog would be any match for Zoltan...Hound of Dracula.
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#2058 Post by domino harvey »

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Some of the straight-up laziest Photoshop filtering I've ever seen from a respectable company
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#2059 Post by The Narrator Returns »

It looks like it was designed by the people who did the Le Samouraï Blu-Ray.
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#2060 Post by Saturnome »

That's a photoshop filter? I thought it was one of those "speed painting" thing.
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#2061 Post by zedz »

Is that a screen grab from the BluRay of Don't Look Now?
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#2062 Post by knives »

This is almost beautiful in its badness. Old man Godard's got one coming to you. The one for Comment ça va is better.
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#2063 Post by chatterjees »

Looks like he is very much frustrated with Olive!!!
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#2064 Post by Cash Flagg »

knives wrote:This is almost beautiful in its badness. Old man Godard's got one coming to you. The one for Comment ça va is better.
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Is that supposed to be a visual pun - the Godard on his Right is Up(side-down?)
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#2065 Post by knives »

That wouldn't work since the up Godard is on the left when you stare at it.
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#2066 Post by domino harvey »

It's better than the Facets cover, which looked like a trapper keeper folder from 1991
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#2067 Post by Matt »

Yeah, it's an interesting and not-inept cover at the very least.
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#2068 Post by Cash Flagg »

domino harvey wrote:It's better than the Facets cover
Isn't this always the case?

Edit: What ever happened to them?
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#2069 Post by knives »

I think they still exist, but are in some legal difficulties when it was found out they were producing DVDs to films they did not have the rights to hence this discs and the Crit Czech releases.
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#2070 Post by Mathew2468 »

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#2071 Post by zedz »

Good lord. How is this the first time that cover has appeared in this thread?
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#2072 Post by Mathew2468 »

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Edit: Sorry, just realised this is a poster.
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#2073 Post by CSM126 »

"Blue Like Hell"?
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#2074 Post by Murdoch »

Okay that's hilarious
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#2075 Post by Cold Bishop »

Oh, people praise Psycho to high heaven! But Yves Boisset has the guts to kill his lead during the one-sheet, and we mock him?!
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