Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

[CSM126]

There was some shitty DTV Lizzie Borden resurrection movie a few years ago. I can't for the life of me remember the title, but I can say that this movie looks even worse judging from the poster.

Edit: Duh. The Curse of Lizzie Borden. Blech.

[Mr Sausage]

Is it bad that my first thought was "you mean that girl from the Simpson's treehouse episode?"

[mfunk9786]

[Mr Sausage]

Was more thinking of this:

[mfunk9786]

Oh, I know. I just love Martin Prince as Lizzie. "Forty whacks with a wet noodle, Bart!"

[manicsounds]

[RossyG]

This...



...says, "Oh my God, my parents have left me on my own and some baddies are breaking in!"

Whilst this...



...says, "Oh my God, those shoes are just to die for."

[manicsounds]

"Why do I look like a girl?!"

[Cash Flagg]

That's NOT a girl? I honestly thought this was a Next Karate Kid-type scenario.

[Murdoch]

Why am I not surprised to find Malcolm McDowell among the cast?

[domino harvey]

Tank Girl's Malcolm McDowell

[knives]

An actor must eat.

[EddieLarkin]

[Matt]

It's not the way we're used to seeing silent films packaged, but there's nothing really bad about it.

[EddieLarkin]

I dunno, the yellow looks more like urine than sunshine. And I think they've tried to digitally tweak O'Brien so he looks like Ryan Gosling.

[Gregory]

All that yellow was a natural choice because the title of the film is Sunrise. They could have made it even better by putting a sun in the corner like a kid's drawing.

Seriously, though, if it weren't yellow it probably would have been blank white. I've yet to understand this recent mania that the big studios have for Blu-ray covers showing the actors surrounded by an infinite white void.

[jindianajonz]

I dunno, the yellow looks more like urine than sunshine. And I think they've tried to digitally tweak O'Brien so he looks like Ryan Gosling.

And a stoned Ryan Gosling, at that

[zedz]

Can I just remind people what a genuinely bad DVD cover looks like?










All from the previous iteration of this thread. Y'all need to lift your game!

[Cold Bishop]

[CSM126]

We can safely lock the thread now.

[Matt]

Are you kidding? So many more people (including myself) would have seen that film if that were the actual DVD cover.

[Murdoch]

Bootleg Breaking Bad, just brilliant

[Cold Bishop]

Similarly, from an actual Shanghai movie theater...

[Arrow]

Similarly, from an actual Shanghai movie theater...

That looks like a better movie.

[stwrt]

If that is a genuine release it looks like a Thor/Loki slash fiction version.