Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2376 Post by jindianajonz »

I thought Nick Nolte was playing Forest Whitaker. Judging by the cover, they did a damn fine job with makeup.
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#2377 Post by CSM126 »

Madeline Zima... :-k So that must be who Travolta thought he was introducing at the Oscars.
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#2378 Post by Movie-Brat »

Lazy photoshop. They're not even trying, are they?
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#2379 Post by domino harvey »

Fox's new steelbook designs: Good in theory, D+ (being generous) in realization:

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#2380 Post by Gregory »

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I bought this DVD today and noticed that aside from the cover being hideous they also misspelled Reubens's name. The following year, the company (Starmaker II) released a 2 DVD set of 4 episodes of the series with a new cover design and they repeated the same mistake. That's a pretty rare degree of incompetence in cover design.
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#2381 Post by Kirkinson »

Lainie Kazan's name is misspelled, too!
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#2382 Post by Gregory »

Good lord, you're right, on that image at least. On the actual DVD cover I have it'd been fixed.

Speaking of typos, can anyone who bought the blu-ray of Q: The Winged Serpent confirm that Shout Factory actually sent it into print with the phrase "It's name is" in the tagline?
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#2383 Post by Jameson281 »

Gregory wrote:Speaking of typos, can anyone who bought the blu-ray of Q: The Winged Serpent confirm that Shout Factory actually sent it into print with the phrase "It's name is" in the tagline?
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That's how it was on the original one-sheet.
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#2384 Post by Gregory »

Yeah, I've seen it on several posters and elsewhere and find it strange that everyone involved would consistently maintain a glaring use of the wrong word, especially nowadays when they could just fix it in Photoshop.
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#2385 Post by Movie-Brat »

They probably didn't want upset anyone who'd freak over the slightest alteration. Like trying to maintain some form of nostalgic memory.
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#2387 Post by Cold Bishop »

But that's just about the only cover for that film, isn't it?
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#2388 Post by Movie-Brat »

Cold Bishop wrote:But that's just about the only cover for that film, isn't it?
Yeah, it was pretty much the only thing they could work with to sell it.

"Hey it's Jean Claude Van Damme and there's some wacky people behind him. Uh-oh!"
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#2389 Post by dx23 »

Dennis Haysbert looks like he just stepped out of an AllState Commercial to get in the cover for this film
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#2390 Post by nissling »

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Swedish DVD of La Règle du jeu. The text says (in Swedish):

Each year, TSPDT* make a bundled list of the
best films of all time with more than 2000 critics.
Over 9000 films are involded.
This is the masterpiece ranked #3.


The picture itself isn't necessairly bad, but the entire cover is so incredibly pathetic with the text. It screams "Buy me!" like no other DVD I've ever seen.
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#2391 Post by Gregory »

SO MANY PEOPLE THINK
THIS MOVIE IS GREAT
YOU JUST WOULD NOT
FUCKING BELIEVE IT.




Jean Renoir's
La Règle du jeu
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#2392 Post by domino harvey »

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Gee, I just can't imagine what other "American"-in-the-title work Dunham is trying to associate with here with those character designs
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#2393 Post by Movie-Brat »

Oh god...He didn't.
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#2395 Post by jindianajonz »

While the two girls on the sides are looking at the creep with bad makeup outside the window, the girl in the center is rightly more concerned with the guy standing in front of them taking a picture.
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#2397 Post by domino harvey »

And I thought my Ordinary People edition was in poor taste! There's one for Ragtime too, just amazing work all around by Paramount a few years ago. Hard to believe they gave up on DVDs shortly thereafter
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#2398 Post by Movie-Brat »

Oh yeah, I've seen those covers. Obvious gimmick to attract 80's kids.
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#2399 Post by domino harvey »

If you've never owned one of these editions, they came with CDs. What music best accompanies a rape?
- Includes Limited Edition CD with music by a-ha, Echo & The Bunnymen, INXS and Erasure
Like, did someone from Paramount do this as a joke and it accidentally happened?
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#2400 Post by The Narrator Returns »

This may not even be the worst of them, either.

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