Worst DVD covers... ever!

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neuro · #301 Post by **neuro** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:26 am

More weird-looking Buster DVDs - these being the upcoming R4s.

Aside from the silver banner across the top, I actually quite like them; I'm assuming they were originally watercolors, and they're certainly better than any Keaton-related cover art I've seen.

Napoleon · #302 Post by **Napoleon** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:50 am

meanwhile · #303 Post by **meanwhile** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:26 pm

Thank you for that - saw it while I was eating my lunch. I think that brings this forum to a natural end, doesn't it?

oldsheperd · #304 Post by **oldsheperd** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 3:09 pm

I hate when my turds attack me!

Napoleon · #305 Post by **Napoleon** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:05 pm

Nah, don't worry its not your own turd, its about -

an escaped serial killer!
who dies in a sewage plant!
but comes back to life!
as a turd monster who kills his victims!
while they are "taking care of business"!

Sounds like a metaphor, of what I do not know.

pianocrash · #306 Post by **pianocrash** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:53 am

Gordon · #307 Post by **Gordon** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:35 pm

N. W. wrote:Nah, don't worry its not your own turd, its about -

an escaped serial killer!
who dies in a sewage plant!
but comes back to life!
as a turd monster who kills his victims!
while they are "taking care of business"!

Sounds like a metaphor, of what I do not know.

Oh... But... What... Why...

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall at that pitch meeting. Or should that be 'fly on the turd'?

This is worse than that time when I heard that someone called Scatman Crothers was in The Shining.

Kirkinson · #308 Post by **Kirkinson** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:34 am

Coordinates of Death!

Andre Jurieu · #309 Post by **Andre Jurieu** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:13 pm

I don't get how the Pretty Persuasion cover qualifies as "worst... ever", other than maybe the fact that it looks like James Woods is starring at Evan Rachel Wood's ass (which is more perverted once you realize he plays her father). It looks fairly standard to me.

Max von Mayerling · Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:54 pm

You gotta admit the James Woods stare is pretty great tho.

godardslave · #311 Post by **godardslave** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:00 pm

Andre Jurieu wrote:I don't get how the Pretty Persuasion cover qualifies as "worst... ever", other than maybe the fact that it looks like James Woods is starring at Evan Rachel Wood's ass (which is more perverted once you realize he plays her father). It looks fairly standard to me.

yep, i agree. it's even got the word "zesty" on the cover.

Ishmael · #312 Post by **Ishmael** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:24 pm

Andre Jurieu wrote:I don't get how the Pretty Persuasion cover qualifies as "worst... ever", other than maybe the fact that it looks like James Woods is starring at Evan Rachel Wood's ass (which is more perverted once you realize he plays her father). It looks fairly standard to me.

But, see, it says she's the devil and, like, they're all staring at her ass as if to suggest she has a Big Red Satanic tail.

This actually makes it clever in its stupidity.

Andre Jurieu · #313 Post by **Andre Jurieu** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:39 pm

jasloat wrote:You gotta admit the James Woods stare is pretty great tho.

Oh, there's no doubting that. I'll be trying to imitate it at work for the rest of the day.

mikeohhh · #314 Post by **mikeohhh** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:32 am

godardslave · #315 Post by **godardslave** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:52 am

I despise that moronic, conformist, oh-so-low common denominator, this is fun, "two thumbs up" quote.

it should be banned from all future dvd cases.

they can stick their two thumbs up their two fat asses.

Gordon · #316 Post by **Gordon** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 4:13 am

godardslave wrote:I despise that moronic, conformist, oh-so-low common denominator, this is fun, "two thumbs up" quote.

it should be banned from all future dvd cases.

they can stick their two thumbs up their two fat asses.

Hear! Hear!

godardslave · #317 Post by **godardslave** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:21 am

King of Kong wrote:
Gordon McMurphy wrote:Hear! Hear!
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000 ... ZZZZZ_.jpg

I cant take it anymore.

Gordon · #318 Post by **Gordon** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:52 am

"Starring ACADEMY-AWARD nominee CHLOE SEVIGNY"

The pistol is in my mouth... [click] ... damn, not loaded.

These are the End Times.

#319 Post by **cdnchris** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:02 pm

Do they purposely try to make them worse than the posters?

pianocrash · #320 Post by **pianocrash** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 6:59 am

Do they purposely try to make them worse than the posters?

Yes.

Kinsayder · #321 Post by **Kinsayder** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 12:22 pm

Napoleon · #322 Post by **Napoleon** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:08 pm

Good old JT.

Kinsayder · #323 Post by **Kinsayder** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:13 pm

...starring Brian May as Dracula?

tryavna · #324 Post by **tryavna** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:44 am

Kinsayder wrote:

Wow! This one really disturbs me. Maybe it's intended to drive you as mad as Ludwig himself....

Kinsayder · #325 Post by **Kinsayder** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:09 am

More floating heads...

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