Worst DVD covers... ever!

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Doctor Sunshine
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#376 Post by Doctor Sunshine »

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Treatment: Violet Beauregarde ran away with the angriest Oompa Loompa. Their relationship is complicated.
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#377 Post by Cinesimilitude »

for that noshame cover, I actually emailed them and offered to make a better one completely free of charge, just so that shit didnt have to sit on my shelf. they emailed me back some bullshit about changing the cover being "unfair to the artist". I replied with something along the lines of "I could do better in ms paint" and didn't get a response. great film though.
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#378 Post by AZAI »

Didn't know Noshame used chimpansee-art, but in their defense that bozo the chimp is one of the most acknowledged artist in his field though
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#379 Post by cdnchris »

The pièce de résistance is the drop shadow behind the guy. That moves it from a shit cover to a santorum cover.
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#380 Post by solaris72 »

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Look closely at that picture of Klaus Kinski...
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#381 Post by What A Disgrace »

solaris72 wrote:Image
Look closely at that picture of Klaus Kinski...
Oh my. If this was a contest...
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#382 Post by jesus the mexican boi »

Whose is the Big Floating Head? It's not Fernando Rey and it doesn't look like Harvey Keitel. Looks a little like Tcheky Karyo.

This one looks like a must-see, however.
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#383 Post by tryavna »

solaris72 wrote:Image
Look closely at that picture of Klaus Kinski...
Werner should sue!
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#384 Post by HerrSchreck »

dx23 wrote:Image

I don't know what is worst; the cover of the DVD or the fact that this piece of crap gets a 2-disc DVD set at a pretty low price, while I have to pay a premium for Special Editions of Jarhead and Ray
this for some reason reminds me of Kino's SCARLET STREET cover.
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#385 Post by HerrSchreck »

Doctor Sunshine wrote:Image
Treatment: Violet Beauregarde ran away with the angriest Oompa Loompa. Their relationship is complicated.
Looks like Al Pacino went looking for Richard in innaresting places... with a gun
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#386 Post by dx23 »

More crap from the people at MTV:

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#387 Post by godardslave »

hey look its David Ehrenstein.
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#388 Post by Cinéslob »

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Utter nastiness.
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#389 Post by King of Kong »

Cinéslob wrote:Image

Utter nastiness.
Attack of the giant floating heads!
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#390 Post by dx23 »

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#391 Post by jesus the mexican boi »

It would appear they're readying to catch whatever flies out of Mark Ruffalo's architecturally-engineered vagina in their laundry baskets. Hilarity ensues.
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#392 Post by Dylan »

http://www.dvdactive.com/news/releases/ ... pluto.html

Disappointing; they're making it look like a glittery disco/sci-fi version of "Blast from the Past," which this film is nothing like at all. Another "why didn't they just use the poster?"...
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#393 Post by mogwai »

http://www.davisdvd.com/images/covers_b ... estate.jpg

Wait, is this the unrated version? How can I tell?
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#394 Post by The Fanciful Norwegian »

I'd be pretty shocked if that doesn't end up being placeholder art.
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#395 Post by SHOCKMASTER »

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#396 Post by toiletduck! »

I actually don't mind Doom all that much. Sure, it's a bit happy with the blue, but I think the menacing title placement really saves it from bad cover art and places it firmly in the 'eh...' pile.

Side note: It's a shame that the title 'Doom' has lost all meaning through household usage. It's really a very good naming choice.

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#397 Post by cdnchris »

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Sweet merciful crap!! What the fuck is that!?
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#398 Post by The Fanciful Norwegian »

I actually don't mind Doom all that much. Sure, it's a bit happy with the blue, but I think the menacing title placement really saves it from bad cover art and places it firmly in the 'eh...' pile.
The funny thing is that even with all the blue it's still more colorful than Doom 3.
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#399 Post by Cinesimilitude »

mogwai wrote:http://www.davisdvd.com/images/covers_b ... estate.jpg

Wait, is this the unrated version? How can I tell?
The Fanciful Norwegian wrote:I'd be pretty shocked if that doesn't end up being placeholder art.
It's the official art... or so says amazon. Crimson Tide is a little less embarrassing...

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Different here...

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But Con-Air is a fucking disaster.

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#400 Post by cdnchris »

SncDthMnky wrote:But Con-Air is a fucking disaster.
And the cover sucks, too
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