absolutely hilarious:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0417148/board/flat/27261118
You have to have an imdb account to view the thread (a series of titles for
sequels to the much-anticipated "Snakes on a Plane"), but here're some
highlights if you don't:
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Snakes on a plane 2: Planes on a snake
Year 2060. The US Army now uses giant snakes as army bases. The biggest snake-base, Sssrah!, is being attacked by giant bees. It's the 5 snake's best pilots job to go out and defend the snake from the bees in their supersonic snake venom powered jet.
Snakes on a Plane 3: Plakes on a Snane
A non-sensical charming romp through the coma induced dreams of a 12 year old retarded boy. It could have a shocking twist towards the end revealing that the boy became retarded after watching Snakes on a Plane and it's sequels. And he's in a coma because he got hit by a truck... full of
snakes...
Snakes on a Plane 4: Snakes on a Plain
Like the award-winning kevin bacon film, "tremors." but more snakes.
Snakes on a Plane 6: Snakes with Planes
Evil Pentagon scientists develop brain wave operated fighter planes, which fall into the hands of super-intelligent laboratory snakes, (whose genes have been spliced.) Revenge is on their reptillian brains for what happened in "Snakes on a Plane 5: Snakes on a Plain" For the first time in history snakes can work the throttle, control stick, rudder pedals and missile fire control systems simultaneously.
Snakes on a Plane 8: Snakes on Dean Cain.
Joe Rogan from fear factor plays himself attempting to assassinate Dean Cain because of Ripley's ratings over powering. The trailer can show Rogan sassily saying "Belive this or not" as he throws snakes on to Dean Cain. The twist is the film is actually simultaniously a sequel to RoboCop.
Snakes on a Plane 9: Bears on a Train
Joe Rogan from Fear Factor comes back and makes everyone eat the snakes. Bears with a European descent climb onto a train where Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are spending the night, and Tom Cruise says "Our publicity has gone too far!" just as George Bush is eaten and a twist reminescent to "The Crying Game."
Snakes on a Plane 12: Snakes Stake Claim
It's 1849 and the Old West is in for an ass-kicking in the latest in the Snakes installment. Young Claim-Jumpin' Prospectors Billy Gums and Exposition McGee have just found the greatest gold claim of their careers. But, uh oh! Some ruthless, super-intelligent snakes come from the future have narrowly beat them to it. Watch these two groups duke it out with some pickaxes, sacks, and pans in a battle to the gold. The enemies draw a truce, however, when the painted ladies (read: whores) at the Golden Maidenhead need their help to battle the zombies that the snakes accidentally brought back from the future in their time machine. A claim's been staked this Holiday season, and that claim is adventure!
Snakes on a Plane 17: The Snakeplane
The latest offering in the venerable Snakes saga contemplates the unthinkable: planes and snakes teaming up against a common enemy, the Snakeplane. A genious billionaire geneticist goes mad and becomes hellbent on 'purifying' the world by creating the Snakeplane, a 'biologically perfect' organism that is so fast 'you won't know whether to scream or to board the damn thing'. Protagonist L. Fishbourne illustrates difficult concept of the Snakeplane by drawing two dots on a piece of paper, and folding that piece of paper so that the dots meet. PG-13.
