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#1077 Post by dx23 »

Not a DVD cover per se, but equally atrocious

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#1078 Post by DarkImbecile »

Assuming Mervis Gobbles is on the cover, who’s the fourth member of the quartet?
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#1079 Post by Roger Ryan »

DarkImbecile wrote:Assuming Mervis Gobbles is on the cover, who’s the fourth member of the quartet?
"Satan?" (spoken like Dana Carvey's "Church Lady")

Seriously, or maybe not, there are enough atrocious 60s/70s middle America Christian/Gospel album covers to fill another 44 pages of this thread.
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#1081 Post by domino harvey »

I like this because it means all the mouthbreathers on the Blu-Ray.com forum have to run out to Wal-Mart and shell out $100+ for movies they already own so they can get all those ugly slips
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#1082 Post by Brian C »

Matt and Chris are really missing the boat by not offering to let Fox pay them to install Deadpool emojis.
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Hmmmmm
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Really sloppy photoshop work.
I wonder who approves of such things.
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#1086 Post by Boosmahn »

Why is Lionsgate so damn insistent on ruining A24's perfectly fine posters?
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#1087 Post by soundchaser »

I don't know what you're talking about - Patricia Arquette and Ellar Coltrane made a great duo playing opposite my Uncle Herb.
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#1088 Post by Big Ben »

Chloe is making the same face I do when on a ranch and seeing what I have to clean up.
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#1091 Post by Altair »

Call me crazy, but I'm not sure that that cover is all that bad, certainly not at the level of most of the covers in this thread...
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#1092 Post by mfunk9786 »

Crazy.
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#1093 Post by soundchaser »

The Panels of Vengeance, however, is a fantastic title.
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#1094 Post by McCrutchy »

I can't agree with mfunk, either. None of the artwork for this film is thrilling, but most of it is fine and you could only expect the art to change outside the US, where Missouri has almost no relevance, but actors like McDormand and Harrelson (and Rockwell, to a lesser extent) do. The Japanese release gets the US art on a slipcover, but the actual Blu-ray art is very odd indeed.

Besides, the French cover is a better version of that art than the UK version. McDormand's pose is much less appealing, and the awards banner printed on (not to mention the twenty stars they stuck over the actors) is obnoxious.
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#1095 Post by McCrutchy »

And speaking of bad art on Fox Japan Blu-rays:

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#1096 Post by domino harvey »

That one's even worse when you consider that all the other key art was really quite good
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#1097 Post by Ribs »

This one really makes the movie look just totally dumb from the off:

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#1098 Post by mfunk9786 »

As opposed to the other marketing?
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#1099 Post by Murdoch »

Eh, it's better than all of those joke posters referencing other movies. At least this one is just a Star Wars/general 80s pastiche.
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#1100 Post by mfunk9786 »

Agreed. It's also better than this, which I shall henceforth dub Rhino Plasty One:

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