Worst DVD covers... ever!

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Lino · #626 Post by **Lino** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:12 pm

That one wins the prize! Geez! What an abomination!

Napoleon · #627 Post by **Napoleon** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:02 pm

Alain Delon as an indian?

King of Kong · #628 Post by **King of Kong** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 6:41 pm

Schkura · #629 Post by **Schkura** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 6:45 am

n w wrote:Alain Delon as an indian?

Its a puzzle that doesn't add up.

skuhn8 · #630 Post by **skuhn8** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:14 pm

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:

I think this thread can be closed: this is definitely the winner. How the hell could something like this go into production? Just package it in a brown paper bag instead a la Zep's In through the Out Door

manicsounds · #631 Post by **manicsounds** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:00 pm

It can't be closed! I mean look at this:

Jon Voigt, Chevy Chase, Pat Morita (i guess the Karate reference) why?

Directed by the incredible Bob Clark, who gave us wonderful treasures such as
Baby Geniuses 1 and 2, Rhinestone, Turk 182!, Revenge Of The Living Dead, and A Christmas Story.... (wait that was good)

dx23 · #632 Post by **dx23** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:21 am

My only question is... where is Swayze?

#633 Post by **Matt** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:42 am

manicsounds wrote:It can't be closed! I mean look at this:

Hey, at least the cover made me laugh. I bet the movie can't do that.

Gary Tooze · #634 Post by **Gary Tooze** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:59 pm

This doesn't look anything like Peter Falk...

Best,

Jem · #635 Post by **Jem** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:48 pm

dx23 wrote:

My only question is... where is Swayze?

My only question is "who the **** is Johnathon Schaech??"

Ste · #636 Post by **Ste** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:09 pm

Jem wrote:
dx23 wrote:

My only question is... where is Swayze?

My only question is "who the **** is Johnathon Schaech??"

My only question is: which of those chicks is Jake and which is Will?

manicsounds · #637 Post by **manicsounds** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:41 am

i can see someone taking it to the register and saying 'uh uh its not for me'
i dont think i really want to see the most unlikable character on Sesame Street taking a dump...... but some do.

Ashirg · #638 Post by **Ashirg** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:02 am

Of cause it's not for you, silly! It's for little kids who stil crap their pants!

dx23 · #639 Post by **dx23** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:53 pm

I don't know what is worst, the cover or Buena Vista blatant copycat of the GTA series of games motif.

manicsounds · #640 Post by **manicsounds** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:30 am

dx23 · #641 Post by **dx23** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:51 am

This is the shit that MTV keeps producing. Another show of a 30 year old acting as kid with need of attention being completely unfunny and obnoxious.

The Invunche · #642 Post by **The Invunche** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:00 am

He's a great rapper though.

HerrSchreck · #643 Post by **HerrSchreck** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:47 am

Fruity Pebbles: breakfast's venerable Supreme Pontifex of Sweetened Rice Kernel Cereals... along with Cocoa Krispies.

Of course there's always the Monster Cereals. Anyone for some Boo Berry?

Dig that vintage box. Now those were the days when folks knew how to manipulate your fucking brain with bland imagery.

Which reminds me-- the best thing about PULP FICTION was that Tarantino slipped a box of the lost-- must be an episode of IN SEARCH OF.. devoted to it-- monster cereal into a scene's background.

Anybody remember what is was? There is COUNT CHOCULA, FRANKEN-BERRY, BOO BERRY... but there used to be a fourth one. And damn was it good. It was logoed with a werewolf--

you guessed it-- ahh...

The great FRUIT BRUTE. I always loved his totally 70's striped overalls. Pure 70's product.

#644 Post by **cdnchris** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:07 am

I'm actually still a sucker for Count Chocula.

dx23 · #645 Post by **dx23** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:55 pm

Is this a DVD or playstation 2 game? By the cover you will think is the latter.

pianocrash · #646 Post by **pianocrash** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:55 am

The little magnolia pictures logo is funny.

HerrSchreck · #647 Post by **HerrSchreck** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:55 am

That's actually a VERY bad cover... it takes about 3 days for your eyes to bump accidentally into the title of the film; the first law of composition is to guide the viewers eye through the path of the frame via a set of priority, and in advertising clearly the product name/logo is primary.

Gregor Samsa · #648 Post by **Gregor Samsa** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:52 am

The art for the 2-disc R4 re-release of The Third Man is pretty dodgy. Besides the actual image, the big honking classification sticker is ugly.

Its made even worse in person by the big 'Alan Jones [Right wing shock jock type] Recommends' sticker on the front. (Not visible in the above picture.)

Cobalt60 · #649 Post by **Cobalt60** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:49 pm

My dear Shreck, are you not forgetting the 5th and seemingly forgotten monster cereal...Fruity Yummy Mummy

dx23 · #650 Post by **dx23** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:28 am

First, WB decided to release better and more complete editions of the Superman series everywhere except in Region 1 and now the stick it up our asses with these hideous covers.

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