domino harvey wrote: Sun Aug 17, 2025 3:43 pmBut I can confirm Stamp was great (and actually) in
the Collector and
the Limey without double checking!
He's bloody awful in
The Limey, and bafflingly so - he's from Stepney, so you'd have thought he'd naturally have the right accent. But instead, bizarrely, it's just about the second worst attempt at gorblimey cockernee after Dick Van Dyke's legendary turn in
Mary Poppins.
A quick Google confirms that it's not just me - this was Anthony Quinn (not that one; this is the film critic for
The Independent) on its original release:
But it's Stamp whose face Soderbergh chooses to linger upon, and I wish I could say that he's also got a brilliant performance out of him. Sadly, and inexplicably, it's the Cockney accent which lets him down.
Born he may have been within the sound of Bow Bells, but Stamp sounds throughout like a man doing a very poor impersonation of Arthur Mullard: "Bide yer time - that's what prison teaches yer if noffink else." Gawd help us. Worse, he keeps on using Cockney rhyming slang, which he then has to explain to the uncomprehending West Coasters. The scriptwriter, Lem Dobbs, maybe thinks it's rather amusing that Wilson casually refers to his "old China", gets a blank look and follows it with "China plate - mate", but the effect is rather deadening. It's the equivalent of Tony from The Sopranos saying fuhgeddaboudit, then adding as translation "forget about it", or capisce and then supplying "understand?" At one point Wilson goes into a long and monotonous spiel trying to defend himself to a narcotics officer who's also shadowing Valentine. The cop listens to the end, then deadpans: "You're not from round here, are you?" But he doesn't sound like he's from round here either.
(I have similar problems with Woody Allen's
Match Point, a film that many regard as a masterpiece, but I suspect I'd need to watch it dubbed into another language to avoid the constant screech of fingernails down blackboards as the cast negotiate some of the most tone-deaf "London" dialogue I've ever heard.)