jon wrote:anything with the red haired guy from CSI: Miami screams douche. He makes the show literally unwatchable. He is like The Fonz times one-million.
He does, however, make for quite a drinking game, according to Rolling Stone. Take a shot for everytime he whips off his glasses or stands arms akimbo for dramatic effect.
After watching 10 minutes, it makes perfect sense.
Come on. That show is only watchable because of him (and the hotness that is Emily Procter).
Take a shot for everytime he whips off his glasses or stands arms akimbo for dramatic effect.
Add to that every time he kills someone or every time he tilts his head and pauses mid sentence for "dramatic effect" and you'll die of alcohol poisoning.
He's one of the biggest douche bags in the entire history of showbusiness. Those who fall for his eyebrow gymnastics fall into a very definite category....
The Invunche wrote:I'm not falling for his lousy acting. I'm enjoying it because it's so bad it's funny.
That's the way I used to view it as well, but now it's just so bad that it's painful. Seriously, if everyone tried that drinking game David Caruso would be one of the top 3 causes of death in North America and "heart problems" would be getting mighty anxious. I can't even watch that show anymore, which pisses me off because Emily Proter is still kind of hot (though she much better on The West Wing).
she's much better in Breast Men. A film in which David Schwimmer can act, Chris Cooper brings his standard greatness, and Proctor gets her babylons out (in the name of science o'course).
