Worst DVD covers... ever!

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denti alligator · Fri May 04, 2007 5:25 pm

alandau wrote:Finally had a real look at it, and not impressed.

"Not impressed" is a far cry from "worst ever."

skuhn8 · #1002 Post by **skuhn8** » Fri May 04, 2007 5:43 pm

alandau, you meant to post here obviously.

souvenir · #1003 Post by **souvenir** » Fri May 04, 2007 6:03 pm

dx23 wrote:

And for the Forest Whitaker wearing glasses in straight-to-DVD trash hopefully he won't be doing now that he has an Oscar combo:

cgray · #1004 Post by **cgray** » Sat May 05, 2007 2:32 am

colinr0380 · #1005 Post by **colinr0380** » Sat May 05, 2007 3:59 pm

cgray wrote:

I wonder if this is an attempt to make up for the damage that Boat Trip did?

Is that meant to be a rainbow or effluent streaming out of the back of that ship? Why do so many people on cruise ships seem to come down with food poisoning - at least in films? Perhaps it is an easy way of making a crisis worse..."Captain we are taking on water, there are only two lifeboats and to make things worse half the crew have eaten the shrimp!"

And why does the person singing in the bottom left corner remind me of the Grand Duke from And The Ship Sailed On?

dx23 · #1006 Post by **dx23** » Mon May 07, 2007 1:24 pm

patrick · #1007 Post by **patrick** » Tue May 08, 2007 2:20 pm

maybe not the worst, but completely unnecessary...

#1008 Post by **domino harvey** » Tue May 08, 2007 5:50 pm

As someone on the DVD Talk board pointed out, the "squad" apparently consists of one person.

patrick · #1009 Post by **patrick** » Tue May 08, 2007 8:38 pm

Another crappy repackaging, they might as well have labeled it "Fun & Flirty":

What is it with studios and loud primary colors these days?

(By the way, I feel a little embarrassed mentioning how much I like this movie, but the Tom Hanks director's cut makes it feel like it's been dragged out to epic length).

colinr0380 · #1010 Post by **colinr0380** » Tue May 08, 2007 9:24 pm

patrick wrote:(By the way, I feel a little embarrassed mentioning how much I like this movie, but the Tom Hanks director's cut makes it feel like it's been dragged out to epic length).

How much has been added to it? I remember liking it when I saw it on television, and it always helps in these films for the band to have a catchy song they are always having to play!

#1011 Post by **domino harvey** » Wed May 09, 2007 1:11 am

about an hour believe it or not!

colinr0380 · #1012 Post by **colinr0380** » Wed May 09, 2007 11:12 am

Yikes! I'm not sure if I like the film that much!

Fletch F. Fletch · Wed May 09, 2007 12:57 pm

domino harvey wrote:about an hour believe it or not!

39 minutes, I believe. Yeah, the extra scenes actually hurt the film so I'm glad they included the theatrical cut as well.

I too admit that this film is a guilty pleasure. Kind of the whitebread flipside to Dreamgirls?

patrick · #1014 Post by **patrick** » Thu May 10, 2007 2:21 am

39 minutes doesn't surprise me, it felt even longer. The original cut is snappy and quickly paced, and after watching Hanks' director's cut (which I suppose in this case just meant he added every last bit of footage that was removed back in) I think the pacing of the theatrical version is part of what makes it so likeable. I didn't mind the added musical scenes though.

miless · #1015 Post by **miless** » Thu May 10, 2007 2:26 am

dx23 wrote:

Wha? John Waters? Mel Gibson? Attack Force (Z or 2?)?
I sure hope that Gibson eats a pile of shit.

Ashirg · #1016 Post by **Ashirg** » Thu May 10, 2007 2:31 am

It's this John Waters, not this John Waters

jbeall · #1017 Post by **jbeall** » Thu May 10, 2007 5:52 pm

This one's pretty awful:

The lettering reminds me of the Harry Potter dvds, and it looks like the movie is intended to be in the children's section, when in fact the movie is about... fascism! Hardly appropriate viewing material for your elementary schoolers...

patrick · #1018 Post by **patrick** » Fri May 11, 2007 12:58 am

Yeah, it's kind of a shame that the 1-disc gets the nice Optimum-esque art, and the 2-disc is stuck with that really busy cover. Still, I don't think either are, say, "The Fountain" bad.

#1019 Post by **Matt** » Sat Apr 12, 2025 2:44 am

Rufus T. Firefly wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:43 am
"Up the Streisand Box"????

I just saw this image again as the thumbnail for the film on Tubi and had a good old LOL

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