Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)

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Steven H
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#876 Post by Steven H »

I looked and didn't find this (maybe I missed it) but...

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from the excellent website Photoshop Failures which I'm sure readers of this thread will enjoy.
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#877 Post by broadwayrock »

Another bad recent use of the target design:

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#878 Post by Antoine Doinel »

Murdoch wrote:Image
It looks like they took his torso from Hollow Man (another bad cover too):

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#879 Post by Kinsayder »

broadwayrock wrote:Another bad recent use of the target design:

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"Bonus Digital Copy?" It comes with its own bootleg?
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#880 Post by flyonthewall2983 »

For iPod's.
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#881 Post by domino harvey »

Which is funny, given that the early digital copies were .wmv files
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#882 Post by The Fanciful Norwegian »

flyonthewall2983 wrote:For iPod's.
Sony's digital copies don't work on iPods. In fact I don't think they work on any Apple products -- not even Macs.
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#883 Post by flyonthewall2983 »

The Fanciful Norwegian wrote:
flyonthewall2983 wrote:For iPod's.
Sony's digital copies don't work on iPods. In fact I don't think they work on any Apple products -- not even Macs.
Do they work on any other MP3 players with video then?
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#884 Post by dx23 »

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#885 Post by flyonthewall2983 »

Sean Connery looks a bit like Kramer.
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#886 Post by mfunk9786 »

domino harvey wrote:Image
You know who really got betrayed? The innocent bystander Snipes just shot without even looking.
Some of these covers just scream "whoever made that is really proud of themselves" and this is one of them. And it looks a lot like this (another bad cover) - right down to the too-cool black guy in a suit in front of an explosion imagery:

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#887 Post by Antoine Doinel »

dx23 wrote:Image
Is that Patrick Stewart playing the fiddle?
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#888 Post by colinr0380 »

mfunk9786 wrote:Image
Get out of my picture kid, I'm the real star here!

...and lose the damn bear or I'll lose it for ya!
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#889 Post by bamwc2 »

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This is quite possibly the most absurd double-bill that I've ever come across. Oh, and don't forget the ghastly cover...
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#890 Post by myrnaloyisdope »

Now if Joan Blondell was in Bikini Drive-In, then I'd be game. But somehow I don't think that's the case.
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#891 Post by mikeohhh »

I think I watched a scrambled Bikini Drive-In when I was in middle school.
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#892 Post by Cold Bishop »

[insert joke about masturbating to Topper here]
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#893 Post by myrnaloyisdope »

mikeohhh wrote:I think I watched a scrambled Bikini Drive-In when I was in middle school.
And Joan Blondell wasn't in it??
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#894 Post by Doctor Sunshine »

Maybe it's meant as a DVD pun. Toppers and no-toppers.

NB: I'm assuming the old adage is true here: if you introduce a bikini in the first act, at least half must come off in the third.
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#895 Post by manicsounds »

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I can't think of any scarier experience.
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#896 Post by Cinephrenic »

Juiced in blood that is.
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#897 Post by Floyd »

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#898 Post by flyonthewall2983 »

The cover of the new Vampire In Brooklyn SE is totally misleading.
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#899 Post by dx23 »

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#900 Post by bunuelian »

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