Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

[Mr Sausage]

Legit laugh out loud for this one. "No Sequel for you". NO SHIT. It's a self-reviewing movie!

Hah! Never thought I'd see anyone, let alone a DVD cover, steal a Schwarzenegger one-liner from Last Action Hero.

[oldsheperd]

So is the killer some guy dubbed "The Sequel Nazi" and does he say "No Sequel for You!" when he kills them?

[Cosmic Bus]

That is one of the most bizarrely proportioned images I've ever seen. It's like they cut out a third of her body in order to move those [badly Photoshopped] thighs onto the cover. 8-[

[kaujot]

I didn't notice that until you pointed it out. And now...I can't look away.

[CSM126]

Any child would be terrified of this film if they saw that fucking Panda.

[justeleblanc]

Any child would be terrified of this film if they saw that fucking Panda.

Why so serious?

[Cosmic Bus]

The polar(?) bear in the background has the right idea.

[HerrSchreck]

There's a strangely ambiguous sense of nudity about those figures.

Tuck in your invisible 'nads, o sinister Pandabear.

[oldsheperd]

I didn't know pandas dressed in jazzercise outfits when they want to fight.

[AfterTheRain]

I didn't know pandas dressed in jazzercise outfits when they want to fight.

Pandas don't wear jazzercise outfits. And when they do, you don't know about it.

[flyonthewall2983]

My God, why don't the studios sue these companies already???

[Mr. Ned]

That is one of the most bizarrely proportioned images I've ever seen. It's like they cut out a third of her body in order to move those [badly Photoshopped] thighs onto the cover.

HAHA. I was going to mention those strange tree-trunk legs yesterday but you've articulated it better than I ever could. What a disaster.

[jbeall]

[HerrSchreck]

I guess Blood Fart Lake is what hemorrhoidded cabbies left behind when they went to swim on their summer get-together/cookout.

[Gregory]

That one was posted only about a month ago.

[HerrSchreck]

The bad cover or the bad joke?

[dx23]

[Mr Sausage]

I'm with the lady in the upper left corner of that last one: the cover does indeed make me want to cut my own throat.

[Dadapass]

strange but these do inspire rage

[Forrest Taft]

Another reason why Criterion needs to release Beat the Devil

[skuhn8]

Hands down worst cover I have ever seen. I'm speechless.

[Doctor Sunshine]

Aside from everything else, I like how they used the basic lasso tool in photoshop to get all the heads and cut a big gash out of Robert Morley's dome. I'm also going to imagine the designer had told a friend he was doing the cover for a Bogart movie, the friend excitedly told him he had the perfect picture for it, later printed it out--the ink cartridge was running low and only had red pigment left, you see--then promptly xeroxed it and faxed it over.

[Murdoch]

Yep, that's the worst cover I've ever seen, although the Repulsion cover is a very close second.

[HerrSchreck]

When I struggle up off the floor after the ambulance leaves, I swear I'll have a comment about that Bogart.

[zedz]

I think RobertAltman deserves a medal (or something - maybe that unspeakable handmedown whatsit I got from you last year, Schreck?). Does this mean we have to lock the thread now?