Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

[bigP]

As much as I disliked the film, I have enough respect for it to feel somebody should be strung up for this atrocity:



I'm not sure where I should start with my rant. Oh yes, Danny Dyer...

[colinr0380]

A bit misleading when Dyer isn't playing the title character, more of a supporting role. It makes as much sense as putting a picture of Lesley Manville on there to draw in the Mike Leigh crowd would.

The words "Danny Dyer" and "punch in the face" do go together quite well though.

[dx23]

[HarryLong]

Diane Ladd ... Rip Torn ... Cloris Leachman ... Bruce Dern ... Peter Falk ...
That's goota be a record for the number of careers-in-trouble in a single movie.
And who knew?
(Now Val Kilmer we knew about ... )

[manicsounds]

Isn't Peter Falk senile now? That's just unfair to put him in a movie while his mind is lost.

[Napier]

Isn't Peter Falk senile now? That's just unfair to put him in a movie while his mind is lost.

Could be highly entertaining though!

[HarryLong]

Wasn't Burgess Meredith pretty far gone with Alzheimers when he made the GRUMPY OLD MEN movies?

[Props55]

Burgess was pretty well gone by the time he finished his last episode of IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT (he had a semi-recurring, maybe twice a year at most, role as ... a slightly senile, eccentric old judge!) in the two hour season opener of the 93/94 season. So far gone he didn't even recognize new cast member Carl Weathers from their three ROCKY movies! He had two assistants/companions who accompanied him on all his acting gigs: one older, senior one who had been his stand-in/photo double for many years and a much younger 20-something who did most of the leg work. This included making two sets of large lettered cue cards to be held on either side of camera. I would have loved to have spoken with him a few minutes for one last time but he appeared to have finally become the frail old Magoo he played on his old friend's series.

[dx23]

[Feego]

[Markson]

That is some grotesque business right there. And the three billed actors' names all read like vaguely porno-y pseudonyms. How far the mighty Nickelodeon has fallen.

[Murdoch]

[Dylan]

A truly awful cover for a decent Jean Rollin film:

[jamie_atp]

get it?

[HarryLong]

I was unaware that there was any such thing as a decent Jean Rollin film...

[dx23]

While cleaning my hard drive I came up with this. I think it was posted here years ago.

[Feego]

That guy has bigger breasts than the ladies.

[Markson]

The A.V. Club does some in-depth reporting on the abhorrent above Fred: The Movie.

[dx23]

[Cash Flagg]

I've been staring at this for 30 seconds and honestly have no idea what I'm looking at. Is that a massive nugget of weed?

[matrixschmatrix]

Have you ever been into a halal restaurant? They've always got one of those, it's a stack of meat that gets shaved off into sandwiches.

[dx23]

A.V. Club's Best-Worst VHS covers part 1 and part 2.

[manicsounds]

He eats cats in this version...

[dx23]

[aox]

wow. his second film in ten years and he chose that?